10 Reasons I Might Be A Vampire….

Lately I seem to stay up all night more often than not. I’m only averaging 3 hours of sleep a night. I’m beginning to believe my kids are right when they say I must be part vampire. Lets check and see.

How Do You Know If You Are A Vampire



1. Vampires stay up all night……….all the time, my sleep cycle has always been backwards….check


2. Vampires will burn if exposed to the sun……..more than five minutes and I will have blisters…check.


3. They can command you with their voice and eyes ……. Yes I can……(I’m a mommy)…check.


4. They do not cast a reflection….  I try never to look in the mirror if possible because it is scary, so maybe I don’t have a reflection……….check.


5. Vampires transform into another creature……my husband would agree that I do, at least once a month…..check.



6. Vampires promise mind altering sex……check :D



7. Vampires like to bite……only a little, I swear….check.



8. They need blood to survive……..yeah! 8 pints…..check.


9. Vampires can be killed if you drive a stake through their heart…..gruesome but I’m pretty sure I would too….check.



10.Vampires drink the blood of humans……what!…..wait!……no!



Okay, I guess I’m not a vampire. Because I draw the line at drinking blood (even Charlaine Harris’ True-Blood) although I do like my steak rare…hmm. But you have to admit 9 out of 10 is darn close. ha! ha! ha!

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K Sings Jason Robert Brown’s Stars and the Moon….

Recently K my granddaughter had an opportunity to be recorded. It was a local community thing and cost only $10.00. She had a lot of fun and now she is on her own Ipod touch which is pretty cool. She is singing Stars and the Moon by Jason Robert Brown. Click the link below if you would like to hear.

Stars and the Moon

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Winter In California….

Never let anyone convince you California is always warm and sunny, it isn’t. What a great way to start the new year and I mean that in a good way. We got snow! Yay! I love it when it snows here. It is only enough to play in and it goes away after a day or 2 before you get tired of it. My son in-law M built the ice sculptures you see. He is very talented in almost everything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is my grand puppy Jazz. She is not too happy with the snow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And this is M showing off. See I said he was talented and he is a musician and music teacher so of course he would make notes. We have had a lot of fun in the snow. I wish it did this every year.

 

 

 

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The Actual End Of The Rainbow….

I wonder if the homeowners know.

 

 

 

 

 

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Christmas E-mail To Everyone….

So did everyone get the eight maids a milking I sent today? Don’t you just love them, they are so quaint. I never realized how many of you don’t have a place for seven swans to swim in, try the bathtub instead of making threats. Geesh! where’s your Christmas spirit….I know right. Oh! by the way, are the six geese I sent still laying. I can’t believe they swallowed the five golden rings.  Now the four calling birds were my mistake. I thought they would sweetly sing a song, not prank call everyone in your address books while you were sleeping. Please tell everyone how sorry I am about that, especially Aunt Myrtle. I have spoken to the four calling birds and it won’t happen again. So sorry about the mess with the three french hens and the two turtle-doves, who knew they weren’t housebroken. The partridge was nice though….wasn’t it….I know you all liked the pear trees. Oh well (sigh), it’s the thought that counts, right. I bet you can’t wait to see what I send tomorrow.

p.s. I promise it’s not birds! I am done with birds. I admit they were a bad idea. Now you do like music…don’t you?

 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ROBIN AT PASSIONS AND SOAPBOXES

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Friday Soapbox: Oh the Weather Outside is frightful….

The weather here in the high desert of California is strange. Sometimes you can get *70 and sunny in December, but 2 days later it is cold, wet ,dreary and in the lower *50′s dropping into the *30′s at night (like today). You never really know how to dress out here so you carry everything you might need in your car. It makes for a crowded car that looks like you might be living in it. You pass the other Mom’s and they look at your car, then you look at theirs, then you sort of just nod at each other as if to say “yeah its strange weather but at least I’m prepared” The good thing is you get to break out your sweatpants. Soft, warm, fleecy, comfortable sweatpants. I love sweats. They are the most comfortable pants on the planet. They are also the most forgiving of your waistline. When I was pregnant with my son ’88 I never even wore maternity pants, only sweatpants. That drawstring is incredibly long you know. After he was born I could honestly say “I can still fit in the pants I wore before I was pregnant” which is always a wonderful thing.

You can also curl up in front of the fireplace with a good book and some hot chocolate, if you have the time on days like these. If we get a few inches of snow it will only last for a day or two and then melt away as though it had never been here at all, very sad. But we always hope for snow anyway. The kids have been doing their snow dance (sort of like a rain dance) with twirling and whirling and singing so we will see how effective this is.

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What Were They Thinking: A Lesson Learned….

K goes to a high school that is located on a college campus. She takes classes in both and will graduate with her high school diploma and her 2 year degree in college at the same time. I tell you this because today they were handing out free samples of an energy drink at the college and K thought it might be nice to try one since she never had before. What she discovered was, that energy drinks are not her friend. Many of the kids tried them and apparently they were laughing and talking fast all day. Some complained of their heart racing. I know we have all had the talk with our kids about “don’t do drugs” and “just say no” but do we now have to add energy drinks to the list. The college can’t tell the difference between the high school and the college age kids in this situation so they take no responsibility for giving them out. K says she will not be doing that anymore, which is a very good thing. What seemed like a good idea at the time and appeared quite harmless but wasn’t, is actually a lesson learned.

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