It’s Official….

Well it is official…. I am sick. I have a chest cold and I feel awful. My husband has ordered me to bed for rest but I wanted to tell you first in case I can’t post for the next few days. I feel like an elephant is sitting on my chest with a blow torch because my lungs are burning. Nice visual huh!. “What! yes honey I’m getting off the computer now. I just wanted to finish this note.” Well I better go, Nurse Ratchet is calling. ” Yes, I’m on my way dear. Yes I took the NyQuil, no I don’t have a fever. I do not have a fever, I don’t care if I’m warm. I have raised 4 kids, I’m a MOM if I had a fever I would know it. Fine get the thermometer.” Hey I just noticed the word “mom” is in thermometer, cool. “What! yes I’m walking up the stairs now (shh).” Oh lord here he comes with the thermometer. “Yes honey, finishing up now for real.” Better humor him and I do need to lay down but I. do. not. have. a. fever. 98.6 Yea! told you so. I still have the mommy skills. See you in a day or two if I can escape.

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“Smells like butt under here”
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8 Responses to It’s Official….

  1. Abby's avatar spamwarrior says:

    That’s sweet of you to want to tell us… but please now. Go rest and take care of yourself ;)

  2. KathyB!'s avatar KathyB! says:

    This sounds bad. Have you seen a doctor? The burning and tightness is not a good thing. And no offense, but your sickness can cloud even a trained mommy brain like yours… Please take care and let us know how you are doing?

    And listen to hubs!!

  3. kathryn's avatar kathryn says:

    Get well soon!!!!!

  4. zelzee's avatar zelzee says:

    Get some rest….and get better soon.
    No peeking at the computer while no one is looking!!

  5. faemom's avatar faemom says:

    That’s horrible! I hope you get better soon. And *I* say that blogging is restful. ;-) Want me to sneak you a laptop?

  6. Evenshine's avatar Evenshine says:

    Feel better soon!!

  7. Yaya's avatar Yaya says:

    It’s just not fair to be sick in July.

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