So did everyone get the eight maids a milking I sent today? Don’t you just love them, they are so quaint. I never realized how many of you don’t have a place for seven swans to swim in, try the bathtub instead of making threats. Geesh! where’s your Christmas spirit….I know right. Oh! by the way, are the six geese I sent still laying. I can’t believe they swallowed the five golden rings. Now the four calling birds were my mistake. I thought they would sweetly sing a song, not prank call everyone in your address books while you were sleeping. Please tell everyone how sorry I am about that, especially Aunt Myrtle. I have spoken to the four calling birds and it won’t happen again. So sorry about the mess with the three french hens and the two turtle-doves, who knew they weren’t housebroken. The partridge was nice though….wasn’t it….I know you all liked the pear trees. Oh well (sigh), it’s the thought that counts, right. I bet you can’t wait to see what I send tomorrow.
p.s. I promise it’s not birds! I am done with birds. I admit they were a bad idea. Now you do like music…don’t you?
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ROBIN AT PASSIONS AND SOAPBOXES