Christmas E-mail To Everyone….

So did everyone get the eight maids a milking I sent today? Don’t you just love them, they are so quaint. I never realized how many of you don’t have a place for seven swans to swim in, try the bathtub instead of making threats. Geesh! where’s your Christmas spirit….I know right. Oh! by the way, are the six geese I sent still laying. I can’t believe they swallowed the five golden rings.  Now the four calling birds were my mistake. I thought they would sweetly sing a song, not prank call everyone in your address books while you were sleeping. Please tell everyone how sorry I am about that, especially Aunt Myrtle. I have spoken to the four calling birds and it won’t happen again. So sorry about the mess with the three french hens and the two turtle-doves, who knew they weren’t housebroken. The partridge was nice though….wasn’t it….I know you all liked the pear trees. Oh well (sigh), it’s the thought that counts, right. I bet you can’t wait to see what I send tomorrow.

p.s. I promise it’s not birds! I am done with birds. I admit they were a bad idea. Now you do like music…don’t you?





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3 Responses to Christmas E-mail To Everyone….

  1. faemom says:

    LOL Hilarious! And clever!

  2. LisaF says:

    Too, too funny! I love your sense of humor.

  3. Arlene says:

    How clever, such imagination. brilliantly funny. BTW you left a comment on my blog about holidaze, sorry for the delay but I’v only picked it up, you mentioned about the spelling mistake in my address, well for the love of me I can’t make out what and where. can you please help me out?

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